Ok, let’s not go that far. But everything is more enjoyable when you know more about it. So this one is for the ladies! Don’t think I forgot about you. With Football being back, I am sure there’s lots of talk about the NFL and fantasy football around the office or amongst friends, some of which I am sure are dumb and annoying. But this blog is here to equip you with some great one-liners so you can fit right in and, more importantly, have better knowledge than the guys. The key to one-liners is to drop them and leave. Don’t allow for follow-up questions, ladies. Don’t let your knowledge be questioned!
10 One-Liners for the NFL Season
1. I really think Jaxon Smith-Njigba (JACK son SMITH in JIG buh) outscores Metcalf and Lockett. He did the same thing to Wilson and Olave at Ohio St!
2. Brutal loss for the Chiefs – I just don’t think Mahomes has enough weapons this year in a brutal conference.
3. The Saints are definitely the sleeper team this year, the NFC has never been so wide-open!
4. Caleb Williams, you are a Cardinal! (exit room..)
5. Calvin Ridley is going to go off this year, I’d bet on it!
6. I just don’t see the 49ers losing a game this year, not with that roster!
7. You have to love the audacity of Dan Campbell going for it on his own 20 – other teams need to take more risks!
8. I think Kyle Pitts finally gets it together this year.
9. I’m just not a believer in the Bears hype, I need to see it on the field first.
10. Super interested to see if the Eagles can replicate last year’s success. Great draft class but I have my reservations.
There it is ladies 10 one-liners to drop for the NFL season. Remember, drop the line, and get out of there!
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